The transaction closed today and I did the SNOOPY Dance!
Four hours on Friday for a closing and the HUD had to be recalculated because the escrow for the taxes was wrong....mind you it wasn't a HUGE error and the Buyer agreed they could have handled the mistake when the bank discovered it come January, but the Closing Agent said Re-Do it!
It was a Foreclosure property so of course there was a city lien of $11,000 (that was the re-negotiated amount). We won't even get into the three issues that were resolved that no one checked or knew about so when they came out to re-inspect; Code Enforcement added three more issues!!! Bottom Line they held $10,000 of the Seller/Lenders money and $1,000 of the Buyers $$
It gets better...We looked AT A LOT OF HOMES for months...Found one that worked sort of, desperate to secure a place we went back and said; Offer OK. Closing came and went and the Seller never showed up or moved out....Said they couldn't find a place to relocate to. Meanwhile my Buyers are left renegotiating their rent.
A month later we find another suitable property and ask the previous seller to sign off on our $5,000 deposit release. They WILL NOT sign because they want their listing agent to release them from the listing (after 2 years). In other words they are holding us hostage to manipulate their listing agent/company to release them. Company agreed, but agent in their infinite wisdom said No, we will not release them, because when they go into foreclosure, we will get their listing. Obviously they've never dealt with REO's before or they would realize how it works (We had already pleaded to no avail & that's OK, life has a full circle effect).
End result - We filed an EDO.....Another story....Plead all you want....you are going through the EDO BUREAUCRATIC Process!! My 1st in 25 Years..First aren't always Fun!!
Friday when we were supposed to close and the Buyers closing cost were $350.00, but they wired $3000.00, thank goodness, but still a nightmare....We were short $636.00 to close. We hurried and emailed the bank statements to show proof of funds. The bank wanted to know why there was a $1,000 deposit on Monday instead of Friday. The wife asked for an early paycheck because she was closing on Friday and wanted to have funds cleared money for improvements. We had to get a copy of the check.. WE DID EVERYTHING THEY ASKED-But it was Friday night and 6 pm..everyone went home and left us with a OH SORRY - YOU Can't Move IN. I now have a Homeless Family.
We'll end the story there and tell you that we made everything work, but it took Friday till Tuesday to get it done. I'm glad that we are tenacious but the process to get it done is still RIDICULOUS!!!!!
I'll add that there were A LOT of people that worked VERY HARD to "GET ER DONE", but the Bureaucratic Process stopped Every-ones efforts.
Hugs and Kisses in the end, but I lost weight over this one (Okay so that ain't such a Bad thing ;-) I'm Buying the Buyer the book, "The Secret", we need to work on these natural laws of positive attraction ;-)

